So I had the kids in the back seat of the car after we went for ice cream at McDonald's. The girl (age 7) had the hot fudge sundae that came with a little baggie of peanuts, and the boy (age 11) had a cone. The boy had his window down while we were driving. And she was mad because his window being down made for too much wind in the car while she was trying to enjoy her ice cream. She yells to the boy, "put your window back up! The wind is blowing my nut sack!!!"
Oh my goodness, that just cracked me up.