funny lunch

Sometimes I am a funny girl.

The other day, I was having lunch with my Friend (F) and Her Husband (HH) and her Brother (B).  Well, B got up from the table to take a call so he wasn’t there at this moment.  But HH was eating off of her plate, and she said, “This is why I like to have lunch with Karen, because she doesn’t eat off of my plate.”

So I said, “Yeah, that would be gay.”  (no offense to any of my gay readers or anyone gay in general, keep reading, you might think this is funny too.)

So she laughed and said, “Yeah, or it would really be gay if I said ‘You have a hair on your face, here let me get that for you.’”

And we laughed, then I said, “Or it would REALLY be gay if I said, ‘You have something stuck in your teeth, here let me suck it out for you!’”

We were cracking up, but HH was grossed out!  He didn’t share our sick humor!  Like anyone would even say that!  I am laughing at myself as I write this!

Now, that didn’t offend anyone, did it?  It’s funny, right?