A Simple Love Story
Woman: When oh when will I find a man who will love me?
Man: Hey, you’re a hot chic! Let’s hook up!
Woman: Oh, he really loves me and I love him and we will live happily ever after just like the fairy tales!
Later on……
Woman: What happened to you? You’re a pig! You don’t love me, you just love yourself!
Man: I’m bored with you, after all these years. You’re not hot anymore. I’ve seen you naked enough now.
(Man and Woman agree to split up)
Gal: When oh when will I find a man who will love me?
Man: Hey, you’re a hot chic! Let’s hook up!
Gal: Oh, he really loves me, blah blah blah!
Woman: Stupid Gal, one day she will realize that he is a pig and doesn’t love anyone but himself!
That’s just a little story that I made up. I bet it’s a true story sometimes. I bet this story happens all the time. This isn’t MY story, of course. My man still likes ME naked!! Hahahaha!!! Bet ya didn’t need to hear THAT?!!!
1 comment:
I just knew this wasn't YOUR story from the beginning:-)
Both your husband and me are such lucky guys as you can see from my last sea food post!
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