rain gauge, time machine, key words

How much rain would a rain gauge gauge

If a rain gauge could gauge rain?

 

I thought up a new tongue twister!  Does everyone know what original tongue twister I copied that from?  Do ya? Do ya? Huh?

Okay, for those who might not know, I will tell ya.

 

How much wood would a Wood Chuck chuck

If a Wood Chuck could chuck wood???

I know, I am sooooo amusing!

I had a dream where I turned back time by using my email!  I just went back to the email that was at the time I wanted to return to, and it worked!  Cool time machine, huh? No? Really?

I need some more readers, so I need to attract some new ones.  I might be able to do this by typing words that might be searched a lot in search engines.  But what kind of readers do I really want?  Do I want readers that search for words like boobs or boob or boobies?  Or fat lady dancing to milkshake song?  I have a link to that somewhere on this blog, but you will have to find it yourself, because I am lazy.

How about bananas? Ooh, or Britney Spears, or for those who don’t know how to spell it, Brittany Spears.  Okay, leave me a comment if you came here because of one of those key words, kay?  Kay.