Another Survey to take, my version

Here’s my version of the latest email survey I got.  Yes, I am a copy-cat, because I have seen others do the same type of thing on their blogs.

Welcome to the 2006 edition of getting to know your friends. What you are supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new-mail that you'll send.  Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to a whole bunch of people including the person who sent it to you.  Put your name in the Subject line. The theory is that you will learn a lot.

1. What time did you get up this morning? Too early

2. Diamonds or pearls?  diamonds 
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Cinema?  Do they still have those?
4. What is your favorite TV show?   Nova: black holes in space
5. What did you have for breakfast?  Trail Mix
6. What is your middle name?  Shaqeekwa Moniqewa Daiquiri
7. What is your favorite cuisine?  Dog food
8. What foods do you dislike?  Cat foods
9. What is your favorite chip?  Chocolate
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment?  The one that is bringing in the most income
11. What kind of car do you drive?  Dune Buggy
12. What is your favorite sandwich?   Tang-wich
13. What characteristics do you despise? People who make more money than me
14. Favorite item of clothing?  Black stretch-lace thong
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? The moon

16. What color is your bathroom? clear
17. Favorite brand of clothing?  Wal-mart
18. Where would you want to retire?  In my bed

19. Favorite time of day?   When it’s time for bed
20. Where were you born?   In the alley behind the hospital
21. Favorite sport to watch?  Women’s College Lacrosse
22. Who do you least expect to send this back?   My friends at the institute
23. Person you expect to send it back first?  My friends at the prison
25. Coke or Pepsi?  Black Cherry Coke
26. Are you a morning person or night owl?    Night owl, I party till all hours.
27. What size shoe do you wear?  14.5
28. Do you have pets?  I have a red Macaw, 3 stray cats, one tiny toy poodle, a turtle and two goldfish, and a family of possums.

29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? My plans to win the lottery are going to come true any day now.
30. What did you want to be when you were little?   Wonder Woman
31. Favorite Candy Bar?  Now, you know I don’t eat those things, they have way too many calories and sugar for me!

32. What is your best childhood memory?   That time I went on Star Search and became the next child star.
33. What are the different jobs you have had in your life?  Door-to-Door call girl,  Table dancer,  Pizza delivery call girl,  Pimp’s executive secretary.
34. What color underwear are you wearing?  What underwear?

35. Nicknames?  Bee-atch,  Girl-friend, Karen-Barin’-it-all
37. Eye color?  bloodshot

38. Ever been to Africa?  Who knows?
39. Ever been toilet papered? I tp’d myself because no one else would do it, and that is a true story
40. Love someone so much it made you cry? It made me cry because I loved him so much but he wouldn’t even acknowledge that I was in his tree outside his front yard!
41. Been in a car accident?  Hasn’t everyone?
42. Croutons or bacon bits?  None, crunchy baked ants are better
44. Favorite restaurant?  Dead SeaGulls
45. Favorite Flower? Self-rising

46. Favorite ice cream?  Now, you know I don’t eat that kind of poison!
47. Disney or Warner Brothers?  Warner Brothers, because they tip better.
48. Favorite fast food restaurant?   I don’t eat that kind of poison either.
49. What color is your bedroom carpet?  dirt
50. How many times did you fail your driver's test?    WAIT!  Were you supposed to take a test????
51. Before this one, from whom did you receive an email from?  My prison buddies.
52. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?    Spencer’s Gifts (for sex toys)

53. What do you do most often when you are bored?   Try to drum up business by calling my regulars.
55. Whose responses to this questionnaire are you most curious about?   My friends from the institution.
56. Last person you went out to eat with?  My Pimp.
57. Ford or Chevy?  Whichever has the biggest back seat
58. What are you listening to right now?   My pimp and a new girl making out

61. How many tattoos do you have?  Can’t count them.
62. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?  Who even cares?
63. How many people are you sending this Email to?   Well, all the kids at the institute, and the prison, and all my call-girl customers and all my call-girl co-workers, so, about 100.
64. Time you finished this e-mail?  But you didn’t ask what time I started, so why does it matter when I finished?