Friday, January 20, 2006

Searchers linking to Me

Why do people search for this: Check out http://www.guessyournumber.com
Somebody searched for that phrase and linked to me. I am the first one on the list when you search for that.
Also, someone linked to me from this: boob inplants
Then there was also this one that linked to me: myheritage.com

I sometimes wonder if any ex-boyfriends Google themselves. One way or another, I bet they do. Well, let's see if their names bring anyone to my site:
Michael Williams; now, there is one of these in every phone book in America. Try it, go check out your phone book and you will probably find this name, so you have no way of knowing exactly who he is. Some things about him: he gets drunk and wets the bed, or the closet floor, or the bathroom floor if you are lucky. He probably was cheating on me, I am almost sure of it. He might even want to be bisexual, but too afraid to try it.
Charles Little; I think he improved his life after I broke up with him. He then finally moved out of his mother's house and got a real job. He always ate heavy fried foods and I thought he would one day die of a heart-related problem. He never hit me, but I suspected that he could have turned into a wife-beater because he had a very bad temper. I tried to break up with him a couple of differnt times, but he would talk me out of it, so I tried to piss him off to extremes to make him break up with me, but he always wanted to work things out! Dang-it! So I eventually did break up with him.
John Burke; he was a liar, LIAR, LIAR!!!! He told me a sob story about his dead girlfriend, only to find out later that she was very much alive! No wonder his mother didn't seem to like me very much. How odd was he? She wore the other half of a heart pendant around her neck, he had one part of it that he wore, and his excuse to wear it was to remember his dead girlfriend! And I bought it!
William Ainsworth; he was my first real boyfriend and I have nothing bad to say about him.

So, let us see if any of these names ever brings a search engine to my site. That will be fun to see.

1 comment:

Tigrrr said...

I pity the poor people who get my site after searching for 'Do Not Resuscitate' at MSN Search. I don't even know if they even see the helpful articles/journals link I have just below George Clooney. I know I'm sitting on a 'goldmine', nobody else has a personal site with a similar name. Wonder if I should start selling medical type books from Amazon. *lightbulb*

=)

Take care, Karen.